Everyone up my fucking ass please vacate the premise and leave me the fuck alone so perhaps I can enjoy my existence.
President Barack Obama
Voting for this fucker all the way
I want a carrot flower tattoo.
I also think I’d be nicer to be around if I smoked weed a little more often.
I’ve decided to stop being so disingenuous all the time.
There is so much random shit tied to thread and hanging from my ceiling;
I need to stop.